Pfffffft!!!! The Force ain't got NUTHIN on these threads. Imbued with the power of the source code within Android, anyone who wears this has absolutley no change happen in their life, except for the awesome looks that they will get from hottie geeks that see them on the streets

Hey, you can spend your days vaulting over rocks and crap with a shriveled old whatever strapped to your back talking in weird idactic methods, or you can sit in the comfort of your computer chair wearing this bad boy and getting the same benefits. Serious we are!

Yeah yeah, we know that the logo looks strangely familiar, but listen to us closely, "This is not the logo you are looking for." What were we talking about? Oh yeah! How much you are going to love this shirt, and how cool you are going to look in it.